1.) First order of business is we start picking up corporate donations.  BOOM!  $$ Cash BABY $$  Right Now Jill Stein need’s a fricken $5,000 from 15 states to even get matching funds… and she has less than 3 days to do this.  So think of that the next time Jill Stein proudly announces that she doesn’t accept corporate donations.  That’s why she losses year in and year out.  She isn’t a serious contender.      

2.) Then I fire the guy who decided to have the Green Party Convention in Baltimore MD and not NYC.  Just a dumb move that makes the party look weak.  

3.) I’d tell Jill Stein that this is the last time she runs for office, any office.  I’d tell her that I’d do whatever it takes to keep her from running for office ever again. And to enjoy her LAST tour of the US on the Green Party’s dime.

4.) I’d have a conference call with every Green Party lawmaker in the country with Eli Beckerman.  And I’d tell them all to make fun of Eli whenever possible.  To try to include his name and a negative remark about the kid in any speech they deliver or in laws that they write.

5.) (A)I’d dump all talk about legalizing weed, (B) lay off the Israel debate, (C) distance the Party from the Occupy Movement, (D) and stop running nut farmers like Roseanne Barr for President.